It has long been accepted that dogs are man's best friend. These cute, loyal animals have been by our sides for generations. But let us ask you this: Can you ride a poodle into battle? Has a pug ever won at Ascot? Can you sit atop a terrier and rustle up a herd of cattle? Of course not! All dogs can do successfully is chew your shoes, ransack your rubbish bins and pee all over your house.
In truth, men's true best friend, who has been there for us during the most pivotal stages of human history is the mighty horse. These noble beasts have carried our burdens on their sturdy backs since time immemorial So what better way to pay tribute to them than with a realistic horse dildo?
What is a Realistic Horse Dildo?
There are many different types of horse dildos (in fact, you will find all of them on this site), but to truly capture the majesty and magnificence of the stallion's penis, there is nothing like a realistic horse dildo. Realistic horse dildos have all the incredible length, girth and climax-causing pleasure or the genuine thing.
Designed with a veined shaft that will stimulate all the sensitive nerve endings inside your holes, a realistic horse dildo will provide you with incomparable pleasure. A must-have item for every sex toy collector, you can use your realistic horse dildo for both masturbation and partner play. Our realistic horse dildo range includes some of our customers' favourite sex toys and we are adding to it all the time.
What is a Realistic Horse Dildo Made Of?
You will find horse dildos made of all kinds of materials but at Horse Dildo UK, we use only the highest quality medical-grade silicone for our realistic horse dildos and other ranges. This silicone is easily moulded into our unique designs, is flexible, easy to clean and look after and feels orgasmically good inside you or when it orgasms inside you if you choose from our ejaculating horse dildo range. If you take care of your realistic horse dildo in the same way you would look after a real prize-winning stallion, it will repay you with years and years of hole stretching, spine-tingling, toe-curling orgasms.
This means cleaning your realistic horse dildo every time you use it, storing it correctly and using the correct lube. Never use silicone lube with a huge horse dildo (or any other silicone sex toy for that matter) as silicone lube will degrade the surface and cause bacteria buildups. Instead, use a water or oil-based lube to keep your toy in tip-top condition.
When Can I Expect My Realistic Horse Dildo to Arrive?
Nobody wants to wait for a delivery, particularly when your holes are craving some satisfaction. That is why Horse Dildo UK provides free next-day shipping on all orders and also package our items discreetly so it's impossible to tell what's inside. We have a range of secure payment options so browse our entire collection and choose your new realistic horse dildo today. We promise you will never experience another sex toy quite like it!
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